Blooper of the Day
I’m sitting in Sondra’s camp chair in her bedroom, my laptop on my lap. I pull up a pic of a star I dislike and turn my computer around to show Sondra.
Me: My friend is trying to get me to like this guy, but it’s never going to happen. I’d rather crush him–
I stamp my foot on the floor for emphasis.
Me: Oww! Fuck! –under my boot heel. Laughing. Next time I should try actually wearing boots!
Sondra and I die of laughter.