My favorite time of the year!
I had to wait for over a week–namely because they weren’t ready when I was, then I forgot a while–but now it’s time!
My Third(?) Annual Parade of Nations Review!
Meanwhile, this is the first year in recent memory that I haven’t watched the Miss Universe pageant, so that’s weird…
Wait a second. Why do I seem to be the only person on Earth who has noticed there were two Miss Universe pageants this year?
WHAT THE TRUMP?!
That also means Miss Colombia didn't reign an entire year. Not cool, guys.
Yeah, I'd have that expression, too, if I realized a carrot barfed on me right before I went onstage. Poor Miss Angola!
Argentina still hasn't given up the giant feathers, I see. (cracks up)
While looking for a complete gallery (thank you, Global Beauties, by the way), I saw a highlight reel that explained Australia was doing a hat…er…glasses…tip to Dame Edna. Holy crap. Pass me January's sunset, please!
Okay, I know Austria is trying to salute the winner of this year's Eurovision, but a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman? Wasn't it bad enough the first time? (Who did these costumes?! January's was better!)
At first, I was going to say that Bahamas looked like some sort of aquatic butterfly, but now I think she looks like a Neopet. An escaped Neopet (or perhaps a petpet).
Is that you, Miss Bahamas?